26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Is it really that surprising that someone frustrated with a bad team would not be willing to injure himself and potentially end his career for a losing season, but would sing a different tune for a team with legit SB hopes?

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

Yes! Thank you. I always wonder about the people sneering about people on food stamps trying to live on something other than dried beans and tears, and those who disparage the poor and homeless for having cell phones. It’s not like the money is going to magically end up in your wallet, assholes!

Good fucking god. I just read all the inane responses to you which seem to be on the same level as “poor people should never get to eat birthday cake” and “what do you mean you are poor when you have a refrigerator in your apartment” and now I want to drink heavily. Human empathy? Not in America! So proud right now.