Jonathan Deadspin sure has a lot of contradictory opinions.

Once they earned our scorn at this level, they got a few drops of Murine into their next drink.

On one hand, I appreciate taking revenge on jerks. That said, the Murine thing is poisoning a drink and illegal.

I’m not sure I can make any of these thing tomorrow—I don’t think I’ve heard quite enough times yet on Facebook how Memorial Day is not for fun and cookouts.

Don’t mind me as I star comments from long, long ago.

Au contraire! I worked for 20 whole minutes on my day off!

Devo immediately regretted the decision to begin playing race tracks.

Even after returning to the scene of his courageous assault on a pregnant woman in order to scrape his said shit together, Jones still managed to leave contraband behind as he went bravely skipping off into the night for the second time.

“Jon Jones get your shit together!”

I know people love to hate on cops, and for some legitimate reasons, but it’s cases like this that are a reminder of the horrors they have to deal with sometimes. I can’t even imagine what the responding officer(s) in this case must have felt as they came upon this scene. I would be haunted for life.

My guess would be that she was in denial about the death of her child and went so deep into shock that she got stuck performing that monotonous motion for hours. (In the vein of “He can’t be dead. See? We’re at the playground. Playing like we always do. Everything’s fine.”)

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic…

Tayor Swift is the exact opposite of feminist. At every turn, she portrays a false victim... I still blame Kanye West for allowing that seed to be planted that makes her untouchable. Even in her quoted statements here, she wants you to believe that people are trying to hold her back. There is no one in the music…

Counterpoint: Taylor wanted to make a cool video with her friends.

Yawn. Most politicians are rich.

Pin me, pay me.

“What a bunch of jobbers.” - Rockapella

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

Yeah, I bet he’s really starting to hate that Super Bowl trophy right about now.