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“It’s the same concept—the only difference is that some backers (like you, given your comments) evidently feel entitled to a system of, “success or nothing,” rather than “success or bust,” that most venture capital projects pursue.”

You’re not investing with Kickstarter. It’s a fundraising site, prettied up donations if you will. Unless you want to get all philosophical about how you’re “investing” in a dream, but gator don’t play that shit.

The NFLPA would have already renegotiated the CBA to allow teams to negate contracts in full for any reason in exchange for an additional 0.02% of the net income from internet streaming of the World Series.

“The contract, Cashman said, gives the Yankees “the right but not the obligation” to pay A-Rod.”

The takeaway should really be that pretty much everyone and everything is probably covered in a thin sheen of poop at all times. Deal with it, and sterilize before medical procedures.

Everything is covered in poop. Fact of life.

You guys, it’s time for us to accept that there is literally poo on everything. That keyboard? Covered in poo. Your beard? Covered in poo. Your girlfriend’s butthole you have licked repeatedly? DEFINITELY covered in poo. Your dog’s tongue? Covered in poo.

Maybe we *should* but it is not reasonable to expect people to indulge every moodswing and emotion of a teenager. Yes, they matter as humans. But each individual thought and feeling. Oh hell no. There is noone on earth with the free time or patience to deal with that. Teenagers are exhausting precisely because they

You are still very young aren’t you? Bless.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh bullshit. Some of us work with teenagers or have them. We understand the pressures of contemporary teens. We also have the wisdom to think “this too shall pass.”

I thought teens were the worst when I was a teen.

Granted, it is a difficult time in life, although the difficulty is usually self-inflicted.

Yep... she’s right on schedule. Given her high-profile profession, I’m glad to see that this young lady is so well adjusted! This is as normal as it gets.

You must be fun at parties

It’s going to be epic when she reads her article in twenty or thirty years.

Wow, funny, I remember thinking the same thing at the age of 17. In awe of my own wisdom. What a fucking joke that was. I didn't know shit and I should have enjoyed the view while it lasted.

This is exactly what a 17-year-old would say.

Oh, fuck off, Maisie. We all remember what it was like to be 17. In fact, the reason we don’t care is that we’ve all been there. Complaining about it makes you sound like a spoiled brat.