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He loves the attention. A silent protest would have been more sufficient. Numbers mean everything to him right now.

Deadspin (and Gawker Media, really) rarely seems to follow the Friday-news-dump route. I think if it’s ready, they run with it.

Honestly, some of the ghost stories were actually pretty creepy, just none of the ones collected here. And that one that starts with “I never believed in ghosts” and ends with a spooky tarot card reading in particular made me roll my eyes. And it takes a whole lot to make an ouija board story scary.

There were a few stories this year about close encounters with possible murders, including one about John Wayne Gacy. Kinda sad that one didn’t make it on the list, but it was pretty far down on the thread.

I think i believe in ghosts even less after reading these. “My entire family is psychic, hawaii is a hotbed of psychic activity. Here’s the ultimate proof: Once, a crazy man on a bus said “oh you can see me”, after i stared at him for 30 minutes. I freaked out, screamed at him and threw up.”

Not to mention malware.

OK, so you don’t give a shit about being a member of polite society. Move along.

your attitude is why bikers get a bad name.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being

That my friend is the 50’s, the time all old people want this country to go back to.

Porn is porn but this one has nice sets.

I don’t understand why cities don’t demand a piece of the team in return for the $500 million investment they’re asked to make. That way, everyone has skin in the game, and the city sees some of the profits from a successful team.

I love, love, love that Bloomberg Business has the options as: the NFLPA chipping in beyond their negotiated credits for stadium projects, or “public and private money,” or “a loan from the NFL.”

“Lets pile on all kinds of safety equipment in our cars, but don’t ever actually require people learn to drive.”

You can train all the live long day but the first time you open fire in anger it is an entirely different ballgame.

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a

This one’s going into the “took me a second” Hall of Fame.

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