Uh, Miley’s never been androgynous or rebelling against the “gender construct.” She’s just figuring out what works for her.

I think the word “Disney” is unnecessary there.

Yup, Miley’s got some pipes. The club-banger music doesn’t work for her, but I could easily see her having a career as a country singer.

I was thinking:

#TeamFisherman

Yup. Last I knew, you didn’t get your junk looked at and then directed only to the aisles for your gender at the store. You bought what you wanted.

No idea what any of this has to do with “not taking a stance on something until I know more about it.” Are you OK?

No, I think the “correct assumption” is “I have no idea what happened here, I’m gonna wait for more info before I take and vigorously defend a position.”

(Correctly) pointing out that Gawker/the internet’s tendency is to assume the cops were wrong before anything’s even known is sucking cop dicks, huh? I didn’t know that.

I actually believe that, simply because if he wanted to make a period comment, he would have just done it. Does anyone honestly think that a comment about Megyn Kelly being on her period is beyond him?

Can these two get a room and fuck already and/or take it to private DMs on Twitter?

In some ways, he’s the ultimate coach for a fantasy player because he seems like a guy who was chosen as part of a Yahoo/NFL cross-promotion to actually coach an NFL team for a season for winning his league.

Any program that puts music on my portable device that isn’t simple drag and drop can fuck right off completely and forever.

Biden has the perfect “ahahahahaha, this fuckin’ guy over here” laugh and head-shake.

She also shouted “don’t cry” at her in her native language, which was a fairly classy bit of shittalking after Bethe kept yelling it at Ronda during their weigh-ins while she was doing her “tough chick” act.

[citation needed]

You’re gonna hear a TON of nos, but yes.

Yeah, I mean, look, fuck Amy Schumer forever into the ether, but this incident had nothing to do with her.

The baclavas are not at all objectionable, the lighter tool is not bad at all if you’re dumb enough to smoke but smart enough to recognize the functionality of having a mini-leatherman and this:

God isn’t real. Grow up.