Sure!

You’re being very weird about this, so I’m gonna nod, smile and back away quickly like I would with any other old, crazy person.

This is a very aggressive and non-sensical reply.

They were 68 and 79. Technology is of no use in their hands.

“If there is just nothing, like I never existed, that is just as horrifying.”

He’s also got AMAZING comedic timing. To borrow a phrase, you can’t teach that.

How’s being so soft working out for you?

This. If you wanna get hung up on the semantics of language, it’s whatever, but it’s not a term generally used with hatred towards a woman or women in general. It’s an amateur (but usually correct) diagnosis that this person you’re potentially going to become romantically involved with has some serious emotional…

If you complain about smartphone vertical orientation, you should be forced to sit in a pitch black silent room for 24 hours.

Same reason they always have and always will. You’ll never eliminate racism.

I wouldn’t WANT to.

So a mix of 1 & 2. Called it.

“You’re powerless, beholden to the whims of people who often have no more qualification to give instruction than “I’m bigger than you” and spend much of your day doing tedious, repetitive tasks because the bigger-than-you people forced you too (that these tasks may end up being good for you is irrelevant).”

Kids with no access to ziploc bags filled with lotion, slices of warmed-up bologna, etc.

Why is Wiz Khalifa?

“...telling her friends—other teens at a party— that they didn’t have to show police officers their IDs.”

In a business filled with total assholes and total assholes who maintain good reputations with some, it’s always sobering when a guy who was seemingly beloved by all dies.

“I can’t be bothered.”

Mr. “You’re Wrong, But I Can’t Tell You Why; You Just Are Because I Say So” calling someone else smug. Hilarious.

No need; I hit it on the first try.