“Just can’t be arsed to duplicate the efforts of other people who have tried” = “I can’t, but I don’t want to lose e-cred by admitting I’m wrong.”

So you can’t. Got it. Thanks!

Yes, but this is a white woman who makes women feel good about their bodies (despite the fact that the body Amy Schumer is embracing is really not fat or unconventional in any way).

YES> There’s a lot of great humor that is based partially or completely in racism. This is not that. This is, as you said, punching down and going “whoa, hey, I’m MAKING FUN OF RACISM, maybe you’re the racist one if that’s how you’re thinking.”

So how much do you bench?

“I used to date Hispanic guys, but I decided I prefer consensual sex.”

Here’s a fun thought exercise for people who just adore Schumer’s tired, lame, racist Lisa Lampanelli-lite act:

But it’s not racist!

The only pretending happening here is yours. Enjoy your denial!

If it makes you feel better to believe so, more power to you.

Yes, and you’re avoiding them.

If it makes you feel better to believe so, more power to you.

There are, but unless you live closely nearby, that’s not what you’re eating.

Not really, no. MORE ethically, perhaps.

Gotcha. I could be way off base, but I think that much like chickens themselves, the livers are subject to some pretty ugly practices to increase size and value for the consumer as well as profit for the producer.

Unless you’re only eating vegetables grown in your garden and meat from animals you’re raising in your backyard, your hands are dirty.

I’ll withhold judgment for, say, two years, but I think he may be onto something.

Yup. It’s not really a conscious decision made to exclude actresses of Asian or Polynesian descent nor is it “whitewashing” (this film’s not based on any pre-existing source material; can’t wash something that never existed in any other form than the present one; let’s all use words properly).

Don’t build a pool to save water. Build a pool because pools are fucking awesome.

Best post ever.