“...telling her friends—other teens at a party— that they didn’t have to show police officers their IDs.”

In a business filled with total assholes and total assholes who maintain good reputations with some, it’s always sobering when a guy who was seemingly beloved by all dies.

“I can’t be bothered.”

Mr. “You’re Wrong, But I Can’t Tell You Why; You Just Are Because I Say So” calling someone else smug. Hilarious.

No need; I hit it on the first try.

“Just can’t be arsed to duplicate the efforts of other people who have tried” = “I can’t, but I don’t want to lose e-cred by admitting I’m wrong.”

So you can’t. Got it. Thanks!

Yes, but this is a white woman who makes women feel good about their bodies (despite the fact that the body Amy Schumer is embracing is really not fat or unconventional in any way).

YES> There’s a lot of great humor that is based partially or completely in racism. This is not that. This is, as you said, punching down and going “whoa, hey, I’m MAKING FUN OF RACISM, maybe you’re the racist one if that’s how you’re thinking.”

So how much do you bench?

“I used to date Hispanic guys, but I decided I prefer consensual sex.”

Here’s a fun thought exercise for people who just adore Schumer’s tired, lame, racist Lisa Lampanelli-lite act:

But it’s not racist!

The only pretending happening here is yours. Enjoy your denial!

If it makes you feel better to believe so, more power to you.

Yes, and you’re avoiding them.

If it makes you feel better to believe so, more power to you.

There are, but unless you live closely nearby, that’s not what you’re eating.

Not really, no. MORE ethically, perhaps.

Gotcha. I could be way off base, but I think that much like chickens themselves, the livers are subject to some pretty ugly practices to increase size and value for the consumer as well as profit for the producer.