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Unless you’re only eating vegetables grown in your garden and meat from animals you’re raising in your backyard, your hands are dirty.

I’ll withhold judgment for, say, two years, but I think he may be onto something.

Yup. It’s not really a conscious decision made to exclude actresses of Asian or Polynesian descent nor is it “whitewashing” (this film’s not based on any pre-existing source material; can’t wash something that never existed in any other form than the present one; let’s all use words properly).

Best post ever.

Nor is the shitty diaper on the table. Unless the table was disinfected afterwards, you just contaminated an eating surface for future customers. Good job!

All of them seem bogus. I’m sure this all happened in their heads, though.

No, it’s nasty shit.

Acetominophen is nasty shit and should be avoided unless otherwise impossible.

Drinking with ibuprofen is fine.

You promptly defriended these people on Facebook AND in real life, yes?

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“...you have no perspective...”

Have you never heard that the world has changed a bit since 1940?

Only the ones who haven’t been purchased yet. No sense buying someone who can’t really affect you.

Which is why it’s hilarious that anyone expects any of them to advocate for the rich to have less and the poor to have more.

GORE! GORE! GORE!

No shame in that. I can’t call myself a fan, but the girl’s got some rock singer pipes.

Exactly this.

It’s also a little bit precious to hear it come from a popular actress riding a wave of pop culture approval, isn’t it?

Whenever anyone says to you “women have to...,” they’re full of shit and you have a duty to inform them of that.