No, but thanks for asking/suggesting!

You do if horseracing is made illegal.

Boom.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I've seen horses just kinda chilling in fields being horses somewhere.

I cannot fathom making a living (and for some of them, not really a great one) by entering an 8-sided cage and fistfighting other human beings. Nothing wrong with it, but it's just so far outside my personal wheelhouse that I'm at a loss to imagine it. Those guys love it and get it, though.

"I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family."

Your dermatologist is wrong, but if you have eczema, then yeah, it's right for you. Showering every day is also not bad for your hair unless you're using the wrong shampoos/conditioners.

YES. Just because it did a marginally better job of hiding it doesn't make Selma any less of an obvious ploy for Oscar nods than Stand and Deliver, Lean On Me or Dead Poets Society.

"Some people genuinely don't have enough BO/body oil/whatever to need to shower more than every other day if they're not breaking a sweat."

Yeah, weather plays a big role. Mid-Atlantic coast summers are a pretty good guarantee you're gonna end up with a severe case of swampass and as a result, it ensures that even if you miss a workout, you're still gonna hit the shower twice unless you're gross.

If you're not showering once in every 24-32 hour period, you're not doing it correctly. There's no real room for debate here.

It certainly could if you're an quick and early riser or if your workday starts at 10/11 AM.

The flipside to this is that when bacteria fight and someone loses, they don't clean the area and leave it pristine, the same way that soldiers in war do not clean up the body and disinfect the site when they shoot someone between the eyes.

Once a day, minimum, twice if you work out and can't schedule it so it falls before your daily shower. This is non-negotiable.

If you work out daily, but can't squeeze it in before work, you're not (or shouldn't) go to work without having showered, but you're also not going to go to bed without showering after you work out.

That whole blindness plot felt like a half-hearted SNL skit idea that got dragged out farrrrrrrrrrrrrr too long.

It really did feel like they got a greenlight off two good gags and went "alright, we're done."

You're better than most (or claim to be). Here, have a gold star.

I am who I am. I'm OK with it.