Absolutely, but like I said, "people would commit crimes if they weren't crimes" is common sense. "33% OF MEN WOULD RAPE A WOMAN IF THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT" is a headline that sites like Jezebel will fall for every time.

I think that's important to note, because if we're being honest, there's a SLEW of awful, terrible and illegal things I would do if I was assured there would be no consequences. I have a small number of people who have deeply hurt me who would be deeply hurt (or worse) themselves, I would obtain money through force,…

I think people believe it's funny, judging by the Gawker media comment sections obsession with making the most awkward and clumsy puns imaginable and inexplicably racking up stars for them.

At the same time, I think many restaurants can stop being nazis about NO SUBSTITUTIONS OR SPECIAL REQUESTS on their menus right about now.

If you wish to avoid maintenance sex, you could always do what my wife and I did: have two completely different work schedules.

True. Hanlon's Razor is a favorite of mine, but counterpoint:

True. Hanlon's Razor is a favorite of mine, but counterpoint: