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Why don’t car companies just re-label the station wagons as SUV? People who want SUV but don’t know what it is will buy it, just because it says SUV. And people who know that the SUVs are really wagons will buy it as well. Win-Win all around...

“I want something practical and fun to drive, with all wheel drive and good room”

Take this thing, paint the ugly black plastic body colored, lower it an inch. BOOM - Luxury hot hatch.

And Cadillac’s engineers were apparently quite adamant about it being “fun to drive.”

Not only am I amused to see santorum used properly as a noun, I can tell from your handle that you are likely a fellow jalopnik with a similar dose of righteousness. Rumble, Biturbowagon, rumble.

Not only did the racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people take no notice of this anniversary of domestic terrorism, but neither did anybody on his staff (or they could not prevail on him to do so). It’s part of their job to help the President take care of details such as these. Or, he ignored them.

Why does that place trigger you guys so much? Like, nobody here said shit about Jezebel in this piece but you felt you needed to bring them up.

I knew somebody would make the perfunctory Jezebel insult, I just wasn’t sure how. This was a stretch, but you get the idiot medal for today.

I think if opportunities to do performance driving as a professional and especially opportunities to learn how to do it were more common we would find that the physical skills to drive well are near universal. Only the extreme expense has mostly confined those opportunities to wealthy hobbyists and those raised from

Lots of female teachers have been jailed for molesting underaged male students, and people of good will are as disgusted with them as they would be with a male teacher molesting a student. 

That would still be creepy and pervy and wrong because he’s underaged

In this case, the pedophelia of it is compounded by a healthy side order of misogyny 

It's creepy either way, friend.  Let's not be asking teenagers to sign body parts

There’s not as large of systemic oppression of teenage boys. Not that it doesn’t happen, but to look at it without the context of systemic pedophilia and sexism is asinine.

But that’s what Elizabeth is arguing already: that the objectification of women (in racing, in particular) is already a CURRENT AND SIZABLE problem. Now, not only have we made relatively little progress on that for women in general, we have adult men making arguably inappropriate requests to the youngest of the

What if she’s only willing because it could have negative/potentially career ending consequences if she doesn’t?

You better believe a potential video of her being a ‘prude bitch refusing to sign a dudes back’ was somewhere in the back of her mind.

People trying to garner the well wishes of the public are forced on a

I wouldn’t be okay with that.

What kind of guys do you hang out with?

How does that make it any better?

That car strictly had appeal to people who have Tweety Bird tattoos and a meth habit.

Camry