Just replace the Ruckus with a knobby-tired Grom, and you’ve got a whole lot of adventure potential.

And if you care too much about what other people think (which you shouldn’t), there are about 1000 ways to modify every single part of a Miata, including the looks. 

https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/04/who-makes-the-most-reliable-motorcycle/index.htm?userWantsFull=true

Maybe from 0-30, but after that it wouldn’t stand a chance. They weigh about the same but the Triumph has 30ft-lb more and almost twice as much power. Hence the massive difference in top speed.

I might be missing something, but how is a 74hp / 52lb-ft / 95mph cruiser in any way comparable to a 140hp / 82lb-ft / 160mph streetfighter?

Miata still wins.

Thanks!

I find it weird how mad you are about a made-up problem. You’re welcome to keep being mad, not that it will change anything. 

I just spent some time googling, and couldn’t find a single one. I’m sure it’s happened at least once somewhere in the world, but this is not a real problem.

So.....they might get stuck? Or get a flat tire? Who cares?

Who said they weren’t? The last thing I’d do to one of my cars is slam it, but these are other peoples’ cars, so who cares?

Yes.

Except you can’t just release your engine from your car and ride your engine around, can you? Of course the car / cart doesn’t add propulsion, but it sure can subtract from it.

I don’t know what his deal is, but I feel sorry for him. He seems to waste about every free second of his life being angry on Kinja.

I don’t know if your picture is a photoshop or black trim is an option, but I think the car looks a lot better without all that chrome.

Motorcycles ARE robot horses (at least in my mind).

The custom plate ruins it a bit, but I still love that someone did this. 

Yikes! I’m glad you did.

Sounds scary! Hitting bumps at an angle can throw you off balance real quick.