robotattacks
RobotAttacks
robotattacks

My cat loves me too much. She always has to be touching me, or on me, and screams throughout the house when we’re not in the same room. I’m only ever in two rooms...how hard is it to find me??? Sheesh. Disclaimer she is an old bitty and is probably going senile.

This ain’t nothing compared to Dr. Pimplepopper’s Instagram...

Oh please. That’s nothing. You should check out the grammar on the forms they supply to schools.

Last night, 200 PA constituents showed up at a $1,500 per plate fundraiser in Delaware County where Toomey was supposed to speak. Guess who DIDN’T show up??? Toomey himself!

Enjoy your next 2+ years...

She’ll be even more angry once the constant furrowed brow leaves wrinkles and she’s cast aside for a younger, more insufferable, hot babe...

Tweet pictures of your period at him.

I just got off the phone with a staffer in the Philly Office (215-241-1090). She was extremely rude and arrogant...

I LOVE that book and HATE that reality...

Lies. Then why didn’t they kick the Trump supporting, white guy causing a ruckus off the plane? Yes, he was later banned from Delta flights for life but he wasn’t kicked off the plane for being unruly which is why they said they kicked these men off...

I always reply to these nut cases with, “It’s not the same because if I leave my kids alone or locked in a cage, I get arrested.”

So Trump is 70 and HRC is 69 but she’s the old lady...women tend to live longer than men, soooooo okay, Doc or shall I say Count Harold?

The spawn of Lochte is already negatively affecting the universe.

No. I’m right there with you.

WHAT?! I share my birthday with the devil? How appropriate.

True...My dad’s decision not to practice was influenced by the fact he was beaten mercilessly by his monsignor at Catholic school. My mom preferred to spend her Sundays watching football on the couch.

It pisses me off when physicians refuse to tie women’s tubes!!! It’s basically saying, “You don’t know what you

My parents were fallen Catholics so we never went to church. Our Sunday religion is football, but I went to Bible camp (I had to borrow a Bible from my Aunt! We didn’t have one and the whole time I pretended I knew what I was doing looking up verses.) with a friend. I came back with my first boyfriend. I remained an

Being pregnant is the worst. I know some women love it (although I don’t believe them) but it’s terrible. Your body hurts, your mind gets messed up, something is kicking and pushing your innards around, everyone loves to “help” by giving advice or commenting on your body, and everything you do might kill your baby or

Science is nowhere close to answers on the causation of autism but there have been many findings regarding correlation. My talk with my doctor occurred in 2013 and since then I’ve seen many theories for the causation of autism from age of the parents, to mother’s having colds/illnesses during pregnancy, to the type of