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My OBGYN and I were discussing autism possibilities when I was pregnant with my son. She said that research suggests that there is a correlation of autism with the age of the father and the autism risk is greater when the father is over the age of 50. But there’s that pesky science again...

Also, why are they so

They found out Trump won. News travels slower in water...

Because he can’t be surrounded by pleebs for too long or he’ll lose his orange luster.

“Melania Trump will also speak about her real American story...”

Those were exactly my thoughts. Oh, you want to kill yourself? Let’s make sure you’re extra lonely...

How does Toomey still have any sort of following? HOW?! He is the absolute worst. He’s done nothing for the people of PA. I was blown away when he won. This state is so frustrating. The middle messes everything up!

I’m so proud to share the same alma mater as Jesse Williams! He’s brilliant, talented, and amazing.

Happy freakin’ birthday to me! For my 33rd birthday, I’m getting a baby...

Wait a minute...there’s a House chaplain? That’s some b.s.

I feel you! I’m among the first of my group of friends to have kids. Many of them will most likely choose to remain childless. That’s what I decided before I got knocked up. Oh well, life throws you curve balls and I’m currently pregnant with #2. Three weeks left, thank God! What bugs me about pregnancy is it’s all

The best mommy online group I belong to is called, “Mommy’s About to Lose Her Shit.” All others are too fluffy, crunchy, or make parenting all about rainbows and butterflies for me. Raising kids and being pregnant are the hardest things I’ve ever done. I need realism, not this “it’s the most wonderful time of your

Right. Because you know what happened. Actually my defense was the fact that none of the cops’ stories lined up because they were the ones in the wrong and lied under oath. They also escalated the entire situation. My suit against the cops and city also agreed with me since they settled out of court. Move along.

I wanted to smile so bad in my mugshot when I got arrested but I figured that would be looked down upon when it came time to defend myself.

I have and my partner and I own many different guns, including an AR-15*. We both come from families who collect weapons and enjoy the sport of shooting. Honestly, I think guns are less scary when you know how to use them, respect them, understand their power, and know their limitations.

*Disclaimer: We acquired the

Yawn, wake me up when they create an artificial womb. Pregnancy is hell on Earth.

Reread my comment. I said I support a woman’s right to CHOOSE regarding any aspect of her life...

I agree. Is it wrong to question why dad can’t step in a little more while the movie is filming or hire the nanny for longer hours? I don’t know, I obviously support a woman’s right to choose regarding any aspect of her life but part of me cringes at this announcement because you know the naysayers could use this to

Yeah right. Quit pulling the wool over our eyes.

It must be nice to be able to teach college courses without ever taking any...

No, that dick was not equitable. I want man dicks, hard man dicks attached to hot dudes. Not limp boy dicks with warts. God then to follow that up with a set of beautiful boobies. Seriously that actress has great boobs. It’s just not fair.