Oh, man — just thinking about that one makes me wanna fart.

The one thing that sticks with me from Are You Afraid of the Dark is the episode where there’s an alternate dimension that is visible using those goofy hypnosis glasses, and at the end of the episode the alternate dimension ended up succeeding in its master plan and “beating” our dimension. Like, I *remember* a lot of…

This girl is still a thing?

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

More like Murphy Blind, am I right?

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

Yeah I thought they said college was bad for America, what with everyone getting liberalized and having abortions for Satan.

It’s because we need ninjas.

I would think this was a dog whistle for his fans, but come on, his fans don’t go to college! They think edumacation is for libtards. And librul professors are ruining our youth.

I love that they separate “get a manicure” and “get a pedicure” into two different items. It reminds me of how I over-itemize my work “to-do” list so I can check things off and feel like I am accomplishing something even if I’m not.

If men faced harassment for buying viagra you could be damn sure this kind of shit would be illegal already.

Some of them are affiliated with local church groups, as Gothamist writes, including Church at the Rock in Brooklyn, Grace Baptist Church in Woodlawn, and Bright Dawn Ministries in Brooklyn.

you know the apocalypse is closer than ever when shit like this starts happening in Canada.

Imagine being her kids. Oh hey - normal life? Never going to have that.

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

Glenn Danzig is a prick and an imbecile. This has been established and reestablished in virtually every interview he’s given over the last 30 years. I was being nostalgic the other day and watching old Soundgarden videos on YouTube, and “Mother” ended up in the queue. I’d forgotten how ridiculous that video was.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.