“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

I don’t see a problem; the kettle is red.

I’m sure you’ll FIG-ure it out

He’s just got the worst attitude in the league. You know? Like he can’t be touched.

I liked him a lot in Singles, but haven’t heard much from him lately.

But the Tennessee State player reached for his waistband and Allen was scared for his life. Justified. Review by Duke’s head of officiating confirms. Foul.

Someone on Twitter put it best: One day Cam is going to die on the field and he’ll get called for delay of game.

At what point can we just say that refs are punishing Cam for being “uppity”?

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

I thought it was a perfect encapsulation of their careers, actually. Kobe jacking up 50 shots for a lottery team while LA treated him as though he won the NBA Finals was vintage Kobe.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Slamming a guy who doesn’t have the ball to the ground after the whistle is blown shouldn’t be a penalty? GTFO of here with that horse shit.

You know you did something stupid when Talib is the voice of reason

Maeda’s Madea

“...accepted the limitations of others and set his expectations accordingly.”

Conversation with my 12 and 8 year old sons:

He was so...efficient. That’s why he’s always a red ass with Imperial officers that can’t do their jobs. Vader would have been much less stressed if he would have just accepted the limitations of others and set his expectations accordingly.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

I forgot/didn’t care because I went to see Star Wars instead. It fucking owned!