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Does anyone else get a little cringey at how many times his coach calls him ‘boy’ in the postgame interview? I mean, just a little, especially on that last one? Starts at 0:16.

Duke is trippin’

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

It’s the ‘e’ where an ‘i’ should be later in the word that’s annoying.

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

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Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

Pictured: Donald Trump at his inauguration.

Usually at TJ Maxx

I’m cackling.

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

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If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

It would be hilarious is Harrison exploded and all that was left is the PED’s that rejuvenated his fake career.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Yeah, that or being teammates with Markieff Morris is warping his sense of reality...