90's Ford Aerostar. Why? Because my next door neighbour's blew up in his garage and burned one wall of my bedroom and my Doug Gilmour poster.

@Michael Scrip: I really don't think any legit tablets have come out yet. I'm willing to bet drool-worthy slates are on their way from Motorola, HTC and obviously Samsung.

Second paragraph, prices prices.

@DGTLHRT: trix are for kids.

@♫ Realityism ♪♫: Zuh? Explain how a scrollwheel is faster?

@dohcspit: Aaaaaand now I have a project for the winter.

@TrampaOnline: That's true. It's like offering cars without heaters here in Canada. You're freezing your balls off, but hey, at least your car was cheap.

@wagedomain: No, he means he buys apps, but has no gadgets to use them on.

Assuming I could afford the insurance on it once I'm unemployed, I'd lose my job over an Gran Turismo S

@xeno314: It'll remain that way until the OEM's embrace stock Android. I'm still impressed by my Nexus One's performance.. Even more that it's 6 months old in a quickly growing tech market. How often do you get an update to your phone that makes it faster?

@mattcoz: Evolution killed Pearl Jam

@johnnyichiban: actually, he belongs in the 'badass voiceover' list.

@RT100: Those are hardware buttons.

@onyxorca: How is it 'out of date?' it's the only phone in the Android universe that's getting the newest freshest versions of Android. How much do you want to bet the N1 will get 3.0 first?

@AnnieGetYourFun: I think I read somewhere that we only have room to memorize a string of 7 numbers (ie 555-1234) in our heads at once. I get all fucked up when I have to remember the phone number PLUS the area code. Population growth has ruined our phone number system.

That's about right. My girlfriend doesn't know mine, but I know her number. Only because I used to call her from my work's landline. Smartphones make people dumb. Wasn't that a Giz article?

@BeanBone: Yeah I know they have liners, but the lid does not. So when your lips touch the lid and beer passes over it, you get the taste. I haven't had a good canned beer, even from a craft brewer.

@formula420: Well, Scrubs seasons 1 - 7 were good, let's not get ahead of ourselves.. House, well a big meh from me. Not a big medical drama guy.

@mjschmidt: Go go gadget Mill St.

Fuckin' hipsters and their canned beer. All I can taste is aluminum. Glass glass glass people.