@nickyboy: We salt every road in Canada. It's called being (when it's -25, but the clouds are gone and the sun shining, take your car through the wash, but make sure you open your doors and wipe them down before they freeze shut to get rid of the salt) responsible.

@JamesHunt: Tyrannosaurus = tyrant lizard.. STI = Sexually Transmitted Infection.

@Alfisted: Bahaha, COTD

They say Chapter 1? Aren't they missing a 1?

@engineerd: Why thank you. However it appears I was half correct. The shift+return doesn't quite work.

@robot-shmobot: Yepp. It looks like Gawker has changed the comment input by making it more like a word processor (MS Word, Pages, Open Office).

@engineerd: I just tried to figure it out by posting. Apparently if you hit return, it ->

I'm looking at the full image on the Motor trend page and the 'Viva' looks like the offspring of an HHR and a VW Golf..

@pauljones: 2011 Clusterfuck Car of the Year.

@Unregular: You forgot to add 'on the sabbath'.. any other time is perfectly fine.

Route the tank filler to another location in the car, like in the trunk. That way you can leave the gas door unlocked and when they open it, have those spring loaded snakes pop out at them. Or fireworks. Or dead rodents. Or a spring loaded trident. I could go on. How about a recording of Rosie O'Donell? A picture of…

@03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche: Agreed, Kenborghini. I mean, really, how awesome is that name mash-up?

@Tyson: Yeah oregano pushers drive civics with wings are fart cans.

@HurtsSoGood: What I'm getting at is, Chrysler has been oversized forever. The only small vehicle I can remember is the Neon, and really, wow. Bravo. If saving the company meant transforming Chrysler into compact, euro hatches and circumcising Dodge into Trucks and Vans only, then I would applaud.

Why oh why do they pick the largest vehicles in their fleet to sport electric drive?! It's like going to a bar and picking a girl to take home. Out of your whole selection, you pick Rammy, the 300 lb rugby player from Michigan. Why? Because you can.

@Karsten von Urea for All Sales Event: Either way it would be surprising.

@nataku83: $3? I suppose that's cheaper than a few bags of mints.

The old switcheroo was great.

@Tired: Picking away at the cork, piece by piece until it eventually falls into the bottle? Pontiac.

@smalleyxb122: Agreed.