How about a Corolla? Nothing says 'I just rented a car' quite like a Corolla.

@NerD!!! - R.O.A.C.H.: Well yeah, there's lots of colour, but really, it's all based on light. If you're using a flare to light a tunnel and the cave walls are a clay colour. The orange of the flare will definitely bounce off the orange of the clay making a it super saturated light. Likewise, in a steel environment…

@JamesHunt: I read the LeMons rules, and no, they won't let you race a zamboni.

Also, I hope the 'frankly' was meant to be an awesome pun, because, I took it as one.

My dad has driven the Zamboni (and Olympia) for about 30 years now. If you're willing to take a trip up here to the great white north, I think things can be arranged.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: That's because the put the Volt drive train in a 'mule'. A test car, per say. It's the body of a Chevy Cruze.

@sos10: I actually heard the 'old' type is used for cleaning up blood, whitening whites and making your bathroom smell like a swimming pool.

@Flathead Smith: I know.. I'm at work, and it was so intriguing, I couldn't stop clicking.. Goosebumps on boobies were a nice touch too.

@Akua: ..and throws red dye on your favourite polar bear fur coat. Man those bastards went too far, I was pissed.. Good thing they didn't see my polar bear cub ushanka and matching boots.

@monsterajr: Haha, well there's quite a few here.. especially close to the metropolitan centres.. I just know that every time I look into a Maser, I see a dude with a fauxhawk and a popped collar wearing his girlfriend's sunglasses

@monsterajr: I live in Canada. So.. no.

@pres has no shooshting star: And most likely wears gold chains, has a fauxhawk and wears white pumas with skinny jeans.. it's the gino prom mobile because uncle tony is rich.

@Scandinavian Flick: What.. sure, there's a few lookers, but I mean nothing extraordinary.. I ended up noticing the one track mind of amateur model posing first. HAIR TOUCHING!!!

A crank of the shaft to you, Alfisted.

16 out of 18 of them have rampid obsessions with touching their hair. That's what I noticed.

@MarywithaUAWmembership: Annoying meme in 3.. 2.. 1.. I see what you did there.

Would have been better if we was wearing white socks with those shoes.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I feel uncomfortable around women with beards. Not because it's a female with facial hair, but because I'm jealous they can grow more impressive facial hair than me.

@Ash78: Most women I see shopping at Costco have beards anyway, so you're good.