Get…my…club

All proceeds go to the Boston Red Sox payroll.

"Clever girl."

I can't get too sad for the passing of a guy who lived for a ridiculously long time and left a ridiculously impressive body of work. I was so bummed when Hoffman died, because he had so much left in him; with Lee, it'll be more like "job well done".

Jesus. What a macabre fucking question.

You sir, are a fucking God.

It looked to me like he deflected the other white guy's shotgun, which blasted the black guy. Bummer for the black guy, but he was never gonna survive this.

Better than a blue waffle.

Macklemore: hehe-hehe-hehe
Drake: hyah-hyah-hyah

This sounds pretty bad. I'm not going to watch it.

Wait, did something happen to Paul McCartney?

No one's gonna top that.

Anything that raises Robo-awareness is fine by me.

Why is it that nerdy looking schlubs make the best villains?

The Lone Ranger was a good movie. I don't know why people piss all over it.

Just about time to warm up number 3!

Mein Schlumpf

RIP Ass Dan

She's a lesbian!

I agree that they don't really look alike, but sometimes wires just get crossed up in your head, you know? Of course, I fully support Sam Jackson yelling at people. The guy looks like a tool anyway.