You wouldn’t rather just... actually go fishing?

I was kinda hoping he’d call Drew, “Dave”

I’ll bet good money not one of the guys behind this has the stones to teleport a genetically-modified giant squid version of a psychic’s brain into New York to create a perceived threat against all of mankind, therefore uniting humanity at last.  Not one of ‘em.

Hey, maybe they should just include a pud slider. That way, if you want to have a huge pud in the game, you can. I guess some people just want to live out a fantasy of having a gargantuan pud.

I was perusing the Dragon Quest XI forum on Steam today (I know, I know—Steam forum was my first mistake), and I shit you not, someone had linked to Kotaku’s review of the game, and the majority of the discussion had nothing whatsoever to do with that review, but was rather focused around Kotaku being a haven for SJWs…

It’s a shame that gaming “fans” have to take a few single screenshots and severely scrutinized them out of context.

garbage sport for garbage people. 

That show was definitely where I learned to yell at game show contestants from my couch.

I love that he has so much respect for Alejandro Villanueva that he calls him “Mr. Villanova”. 

“The choices are yours and yours alone” was the greatest lie of my childhood.

I mean, the guy burned Atlanta and left Savannah intact. Guy knew his cities.

I took his take to be “is there a road back for these people”? Should there be?

You could tell me this team was an elaborate hoax and I might believe you.

Someone needs to get Ahmadinejad and Vincente Fox and, I dunno, President Bush into a studio. I would 100% watch “The Ex-Presidents” bicker about anything.

It can be difficult to simply say “no”, and leave it at that. I don’t know what your particular situation is, but what many people will do that are trying to use you is try to move the discussion to the “why” instead of the “no” (because there is no discussion with the latter), and try to poke holes in why you’re…

You can ask anything you like.  Doesn’t mean you’re legally entitled to get what you asked.

In a way, aren’t we all a fart-recording Doug from New Jersey?

Send pictures via text like a normal person. And if your wife doesn’t respond and you buy the wrong thing you’ll have evidence that you tried and SHE’S the one to blame. Of course she won’t admit it, but deep down you’ll know you won.

Things I have seen/experienced at Chiefs games over the years:

Pretty sure it was not in El País, must have been La Cebolla.