Your words, my thoughts. Fuck the NFL and its pretentious bullshit, and all hail WYTS.

It’s like Mickey Mantle was reincarnated without the drinking, drugs, womanizing and debilitating knee injury. Who could possibly sell that package?

Manfred is only human, you guys.  Can he really focus on every problem while handling the disaster of Mike Trout being the greatest player of all time and also a good person?

Ronnie Garvin, you're pickup trucks, I'm long limousines! Youre the $59.99 standard edition, I'm the $139.99 collector's edition! WOOOOO

“Hang it in the Louvre.”

This is bullshit! There is still no support for the #1 peripheral of all time!

Be that as it may, Shank is the only one who DGAF enough to take on Belichick. And it’s good to see him punching up for a change, instead of ripping on players.

I stopped watching 4-5 years ago. You don’t have to tell people anything. If they want to know, you could just say you’re over it, or you’re into other sports more now, or something. You don’t need to talk to them about Goodell or the owners or the anthem or CTE. You’ve moved on.

Drew, you kind of touched on this, but it’s worth pointing out that you can’t copyright just the recipe itself:

Well, A. when an opinion is phrased as aggressively as yours, it’s gonna have negative effect. and B. You just sound like the stereotypical guy too cool to like things that are popular.

If you think any video game developer/publisher ever made or published a game out of the goodness of their heart, boy do I have some bridges to sell you.

I refuse to believe that Larry Fedora is an actual name and not substantive evidence of the shared simulation we call reality breaking down.

Remember when Dirk was all fat and had those hormone injections that kind of made him look like a child’s drawing of Godzilla? We all responded to Y2K differently...you really had to be there.

Gordon’s more of a gin man.

You can technically copyright dance moves in the modern day, but it’s next to impossible to know what will actually constitute protected choreography - it simply hasn’t been legally established to any clear degree.

All day I’ve had to remind myself that Jesus died for these people too.

Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO

Thats a poor move friend. Never come back from a trip the day before you need to go back to work. Always give at least one day between coming home and going back to work.

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

Oh, man, The Godfather book messed up my childhood. I transferred schools in 3rd grade and my reading levels had tested out of the class lessons, so they just sent me to the library for an hour. You’d be amazed what people donate to an elementary school. The Godfather book has a really unnecessary, long description of…