“I’m not angry that it happened,” Bush said when asked about the concrete surface. “… I’m downright fucking ecstatic! Have you seen this team play? Might as well get paid and head to the offseason early. These things usually happen at the worst times - team in contention down the stretch, playoff games - but if I was…

this is too stupid for words. shouldn’t the NFLPA be all over them to deal with this? it’s like the NFL is run by people who don’t give a shit about player’s health.

Wait, I thought this happened in a Wal-Mart parking lot?

How dare a server bring the customer what they ordered!

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

“Wished death upon Bears employees’ children”

And +2 rescue dogs.

I don't know, Magary looks like he would hurt somebody in this picture. Then you see the sweater/jacket around his waist, and realize that you're right all along.

Every time it pops up i get angry at Barry’s sweater vest

Does anyone at Deadspin know how to buy decent looking shirts? Like, is that part of the interview? You guys go through closets and think “his shirts look pretty terrible... HIRED!!”

So who did Colin give the rose to?

I’d also like to recommend Thorogood boots. They’re high-quality workboots that are union-made, entirely in the U.S. In addition to their lines of modern workboots, they also have a heritage line that is perfect for a more casual look. They last forever, feel great, can be repaired endlessly. Plus, SUPPORT AMERICAN…

Indy Boots. So good.

Just catch a 180-250 pound athlete (who in all likelihood is bigger than you, since you’re a DB and if you were bigger you would have been a WR) in midair and then carry him, against his will, 25+yards, before he squirms free, his teammates come and help him get free by hitting you, or the refs blow the play dead for…

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

... ... ...that’s like complaining that the monday newspaper puts the football scores in the paper before you watch the recording you made of it sunday.

Having loved the idea that is Silent Hill 2 but never having played it I came to it fresh about three years ago.