Is there any legal foundation to prosecute the assholes making these phony calls? They’re not just wasting resources, they’re endangering the freaking public.

I would absolutely watch the fucking hell out of that. Sorry.

the second season is not set in a high school, but in the 1700s and is supposed to revolve around Marie Antoinette

As someone who battles depression, what would make me happiest right now is for you to die a slow painful death.

“I have honestly never understood mental issues.”

Oof, buddy, that’s an area you might want to learn a bit more about one day. Depression is not “I feel sad”, “I’m so nervous”, or “my relative died recently”, depression is “my soul is practicing auto-asphyxiation”. Depression is “I am somehow on the floor but see no good reason to be otherwise” for three or more…

I really hope this is the case.

Are we.... really at the point where the President of the United States, says “she’s right there looking at us,” which is clearly a lie, and it doesn’t even register to anyone, or it’s just doesn’t matter... So did all the reporters look over, thought “what the fuck is is pointing to” and not seeing Melania and just…

She’s at a secret blacksite, banging her secret boyfriend. After months of having to deal with the world knowing that her marriage is a sham, she needed a little TLC: Tender Lovin Cock. Gotta get her groove back.

umm what was the command??

I have a wedding this coming weekend (Sunday 3 June). It’s going to be gorgeous and wonderful (the couple are good friends and we’re all thrilled they’re getting married!) - bride has been chill until now, but she just issued a facebook command and I can see the bridzilla setting in! :D It’s going to be awesome (we…

I certainly don't put all my spend on alcohol in the alcohol section, it makes me look like an alcoholic...

Deli meats, block of cheese, loaf of bread, bag of carrots. Spread over five days. Not a glorious lunch, but an effective one, and very inexpensive.

Yeah, I looked at that and was slightly depressed too. $500/year? That's $10 a week. So like, a pint and a quarter every week (if I'm at a pub), or 4 bottles of beer at home.

What if you spend more like $1oo bi-weekly on alcohol

My homeowners insurance was like that. Turns out that they go up like 10% per year to- as they put it- account for increased home values. EVEN when values drop! 13 years later I figured it out and switched cuz I was pissed. Now I'm back paying what I was in 1997.

I saved $800 a year on car insurance by switching from Geico. No, really. Geico always charged me $1600 per year for 2 BMW's and I was with them for years. Then one day I decided to call around and Liberty Mutual got me the same coverage for $800/year. Lesson? Don't get comfortable and always check! :)

Stop eating out at lunch. You can save so much by simply brown bagging it at work. It's often the healthier, tastier, and quicker option, too. Going out costs at least 10 bucks, whereas bringing a microwaveable chow mein noodle plate and a piece of leftover chicken costs half that.

Great list. The thing that always drive me insane is auto insurance. I drive a 2007 Honda Fit. I live across the street from work (a two minute walk) and I put about 4,000 miles a year on my car. My insurance is still around 70 dollars a month and no one can offer me less unless I have an insanely high deductible.