roboctopus
Roboctopus
roboctopus

I second the sidedick motion.

No, she only takes blood from people who can spell ‘vial’. You’re safe.

Ugh...I want to like Nathan Fillion, but by all accounts it sounds like he’s a horrible person (re: Castle’s implosion). Instead I choose to like his characters. (Cayde-6 4EVA)

Reason for children 2-x

I came for the Bobby’s flawless Brangelina script. And I was disappointed.

So Angie got Brad during his peak hot years? Keep slaying.

Kiefer Sutherland? I don’t know if he’s a family man though...

I’d do a lot for Jamie Fraser, but we would need at least a full mattress. I’m nope-ing this scenario because of the tiny mattress.

How do you not have more stars?

I was just remembering this! I remember I got to this book and stopped to stare at my cat. She always purrs whenever Geralt gets mauled.

Detective Pikachu Sr. sampled a little too much PokePowder...

Wait, I’m still in “Learning Feminism through Being a Woman 101" so enlighten me: What’s the difference between ‘female’ and ‘woman’ and how is one considered negative?

Not skin related, but I just splurged and bought Lancome mascara and I’m obsessed. It still looks great at the end of my workday. Or if I fall asleep with it on (I know, I know, bad habit) I wake up and still look lash-o-licious!

Ted, put your porn collection away!

Closest I’m getting to eat TSwift’s vagina.

Honestly, I think it depends on the age of the kid. I put on quite a bit of weight during pubescence. Though one of the best ways to encourage healthy habits is to do them together. I don’t know your lifestyle, but making night time dog walks a family activity, or weekend bike rides to get everyone active may help.

I’m realizing more and more that my mom’s early approach to veggies was to boil the ever loving sh*t out of it. Now that we’ve learned to roast/sautee veggies so they have some texture, I’m always reaching for a second helping.

I’m pretty sure Tomi did with this little video.