Ring around the rosie

You seem like the type of person who shows up to birthday parties to disparage the celebrant about their age.

I got trained as a barista by Peet’s when it first opened at my university. I was very impressed by the training (though now I can no longer stomach other brand’s house brews). I’m currently enjoying the San Sebastien Guatemala roast!

Noooo! Not Galavant!

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You’ll have to actively tour to collect the cash. No free rides!*

Starred purely for that gif. Which I could watch all day.

How did I never notice the statue?

She’s humping Nicholas Cage’s peen in disgust throughout the National Treasures.

Wait, that’s no longer a good idea?

not exactly real doctors

Would watch. There would be epic ‘DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?’ shade thrown.

There’s a very important difference between classic and basic. And this haircut falls on the classic side. You’re all good.

That is the perfect place for this pillow.

How did you leave the elevator fight out of this timeline?

She doesn’t “know” him because her Ted personality won’t let her.

All the stars.

I’m actually rigging a shotgun to my bed for this reason right now. Take that home intruders! And anyone who tries to wake me up before my alarm!

And we will learn about the meth connection in 3...2...