Awesome! Clearly my googling skills suck.

That’s on a dueling battlesh*ts level.

Googling “NBA baby stealer in Spain” is not helping out much. Anyone who actually follows basketball and may have a better idea?

Was he being a real dick about the whole potato thing? Like wouldn’t shut up? I’m trying to wrap my head around this...

Tyra could totally fill in for St Peter while he’s off taking a break from all that standing around.

I don’t even think about this guy that much, but I’m loving these John Mayer stories (true or not) because they fit very well with my image of him. I’d make up my own but I’m not nearly that clever.

I’m not sure where or why I feel an obligation to them, I think for now we’ll keep it very formal. Still send the appropriate cards but I’m actually cutting off phone communication for a while.

Thanks! I do need to focus on the positive, it does get a little stressful to deal with all the phone calls/emails insinuating we’re terrible, selfish people. I may just need to ignore it for now.

Great job! No matter what the workout, just getting up and moving around is a fantastic accomplishment. To keep on after finishing the CouchTo5k, I would recommend using the app “Zombies! Run” it’s got me running 5k 2-3 times a week now. (and two years ago, I could barely run a mile)

I have terrible patience for cooking, but I’ve found that looking for simple recipes/techniques are a great start. Baking was where I started. Also there are a lot of places that offer cooking classes, like community center or sur la table. (Sur La Table can make for a great date, FYI).

Somedays I wear make up, somedays I don’t. I’m not going to over analyze it, I just wear it when I want and I really think anyone who tries to judge you based on whether or not you wear make up is lumped into the same pile of d-bags who judge based on appearance.

General rambling: My husband and I recently moved out to Colorado after being miserable in Wisconsin. We are so happy to live here and with the better quality of life, our personal mental health has made big improvements.

Works for me!

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

Yeah the bit about dropping the cash on the tarmac really got to me. Plus, you're going to Sonic bitch, you can't be that high class*.

Oh yeah, if I wasn’t living in Colorado I would be drinking a lot more. In Wisconsin it was 1-2 drinks a night after work. However I find that the effects from weed (pain relief/relaxing) are a lot different than the ones I get from a few drinks (more social, more energy).

Last year I was either drink a beer/wine or cocktail after work. If I wasn’t doing that I was smoking a joint. I made a conscious decision to cut back, and now I’m down to about 2-4 drinks/week. Also only have weed once a week.