Hurrah, finally Cookie's going to get some.

Jessica Williams is quickly becoming my favorite part of the Daily Show. And I have a major girl crush on her.

#notmychristian

You can recover them from the back up, or if they were sent with SMS, the phone companies have the meta data. Wouldn't include the particulars of the text, but it would include the geo data and time they were sent.

Right? You know TMZ has a roster of possible informants in the LAPD. While this is admittedly tragic, news outlets have been quite callous in disguising their glee over this story and resulting developments.

What should we call a group of Chris's. Because there's also Chris Hemsworth (Thor) in the Marvel Universe as well. Perhaps a Calamity of Chrises?

OK all these volunteer experiences prove is that you've never needed to work to support yourself.

God just looked up from super important matters, and goes "Oh...wait, did I really say that? Who cares?"

What the—-? This article just asks so many more questions:

Royal Diaries, what a great series! Now I want to dig up my old copies.

This was amazing, accurate and interesting with a touch of modern day eye-rolling. Well done! Please post more articles like this, Mr. Roboctopus started reading over my shoulder and by the end of the article was grumpy when I scrolled through too fast.