@hoozer1: Allergic to beans?!? I'm sorry, that's just awful.

@nicklar: We don't really want blood thirsty monsters like you here, anyways.

@uncle_jojo_lives: As opposed to the continually strengthening Yen which makes it expensive to export from Japan? I think we are down to about 80 JPY/USD now, which is quite a drop from the ~120 from a few years ago. Their car manufacturers are definitely hurting.

Sandy Vagina processor?

@nowayman: #1 Bullshit. #2 as an American, I also hate "America's agenda".

It's not an incorrect or broad over generalization at all. Like most states, even New Jersey has a few good public schools. And like most states, New Jersey has a lot of bad public schools with high percentages of drop outs and low proficiency in math and reading. Oh, and they spend more than any other state (except…

My Honda Civic has spring loaded cup holders so you can fit either a tall coffee from starbucks, or a 32 oz Big Gulp from the 7-11. :D

@PrairieGirl: Oh come on, someone has to promote this...

@transplant: I see what you did there... nice one.

@Jackstick: This! I'm perfectly happy with my internets. I'm sure Comcast and Level 3 would have come to a solution, and one that was voluntary (or they could duke it out in the courts).

@DustyButt: And now we all have FiOS. Competition wins in the end.

@FlyingAvocado: THIS. There are so many unnecessary deaths caused each year, some just because doctors didn't freaking wash their hands properly.

@robo: AS a follow up, I realize that corporations do use a lot of government resources such as the legal system, patent laws, etc. etc., but it would make far more sense to have them pay for those services directly.

This article was some stupid shit but it reaffirmed my love of gizmodo's commenters, so thanks for that!

@LegacyCrono: I love canned beer :D Finally some good microbreweries are starting to use them too.

@vinegar: Yeah my BMW motorcycle uses the 5 point screw heads all over... you can get a set of tools from autozone.

Audi A1 TDI!

@Kangaru: There is one of these driving around Reston/Herndon Virginia — I've spotted it a couple times.

@Skunky: Agree! It's just so happy! :D

Well, one thing is certain: lawyers stand to make a lot of money.