Oh, yeah, there’s no WAY that bill is gonna get through the Senate.

Most of you weren’t helpful at all and tried to drag me

Most of you weren’t helpful at all and tried to drag me

That Avengers set includes Thanos AND a helicopter? You know what that means. . .

That Avengers set includes Thanos AND a helicopter? You know what that means. . .

Yeah, I’ll let you know if and when I actually get it. But when I do, as most other people have been saying, it’ll probably go to help with basic living expenses.

Yeah, I’ll let you know if and when I actually get it. But when I do, as most other people have been saying, it’ll…

Spoken like someone who has literally no idea what it’s like to be poor.

Spoken like someone who has literally no idea what it’s like to be poor.

Yeah, Nixon was kind of evil but he was at least competent.

I’m not a fan of Biden, but. . . no. 

Please point to the part of the article that said this year’s monologue had jokes that were punching down, as opposed to jokes he’s made in previous Golden Globes gigs or in other contexts. This is about how he reacted to the criticism he’s received for those other jokes, turning this year’s monologue into one where:

And of course, North’s greatest contribution to Kraven’s mythos. . . the Kra-Van.

Oh, it’s so hard to pick a favorite line!

Oh, it’s so hard to pick a favorite line!

I have the admittedly very-niche part-time job of ghost tour guide. It’s in a very bar-heavy urban setting, so a lot of what I get are less from customers and more from rando drunk hecklers. The plus side is that, in that case, I often CAN respond with something funny (if only to my group, if not to the heckler…

Ugh, yeah. My mom used to make stuff for craft fairs back in the ‘80s, and I would see dolls of the same concept for sale all the time. They were called “Dammit Dolls,” and they were usually made of some colorful floral-print fabric, and the associated poem (similar to the one here) had you yell “DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT”…

If they do, I hope they go the route of the sequel comics and pretend that “The Goliath Chronicles,” the subpar third season they put out after Greg Weisman left, never happened.

Yeah, sorry, the number is still just a codename that the character named James Bond uses. It’s well-supported in over 50 years of movies that someone else could use that codename rather than Bond.

Did you read the article? She’s playing a new character who’s inheriting the code name 007. She’s not playing James Bond himself.

LEO’s are people just trying to do a job. I think that the discussion that seems to focus on the bad apples does everyone a disservice.

You might remember [Frank] Welker from The Simpsons, or from the new Scooby Doo

Oh, god FUCKING dammit.

Dunkaroos and despair.

I remember reading about that once! Apparently it was a pain in the ASS for those first 3D animators working with him to get it to work right.