As a Jew, I would wear that hat every day.

She was at “Cook Out”. As an ardent fan of Cook Out over the past 10 years, when you need a Cook Out milkshake, you just have to get it. No matter the time. This is 100% completely understandable.

You are a close second.

You know who else thought the Trayvon Martin killing was justified? The jury that heard all of the evidence

Wow, Ken Bone really showed his true colors when he used the word “justifed” with Zimmerman, then calling him a “big ole shitbird”.

FFS. Every since Gawker went down you guys are posting this Gawker level nonsense haphazardly all over the other sites. This doesn’t belong here. Have you guys learned nothing?

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.

*takes shot of Wild Turkey 101*

http://gizmodo.com/gary-johnson-wants-to-fight-for-your-right-to-vape-1787466843

Typical Trump supporter Tom Brady hates browns.

Bingo. The latest “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!” piece on Hurricane Matthew will bring you a hearty guffaw as well.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

He did. Or are you telling me to try Noosa?

wait, didn’t he say he got a free noosa? in the first sentence? and that it was tasty?

I second this counterpoint.

Counterpoint: No.

Listen pal. Why don’t you shut your ass up. Shut up your ass. Take that ass.. that plump, peach ass. ... that beautiful ass. And shut it up.. bring the ass over here, to me.. and I’ll shut that gorgeous thing up for you.. that great great ass.. you shut it up, you hear me?

He has 5 jobs and works his ass off

I would expect this kind of story if it was, like, a one-legged player who somehow managed his way through fire-breathing monsters and then nutmegged Ronaldo and THEN Bale.