The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

Oh yeah, she sure can sympathize. Being denied a cake for your wedding is totally the same as being murdered by cop.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

My personal favorite part is the end where he subtly encourages other people to kill themselves by trying this crazy shit.

That hit was one of those plays that could have gone either way. As a defender in the secondary, your primary job is to prevent the receiver from catching the ball. If the receiver catches the ball, especially in the endzone, then the defendor has a split second to try and separate the receiver from the ball. You…

“I’ve got to go, Coach. It’s all right. I’m not afraid. Some time, Coach, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there and convert a fake punt for the Gipper. You know, pretend it’s a tribute to me. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Coach. But I’ll…

That’s how I'd like to be remembered.

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Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

“the 6" is a nickname referring to the 6 cities that make up Toronto proper (Toronto, Scarborough, North York, York, East York, and Etobicoke). Drake didn’t make it up. Learn yourself.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

melting a slice of crappy american cheese on unfrosted blueberry or strawberry is the real #1.

Not exactly murderer’s row, is my point.

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

Seems like he was in denial.

Way to post this 3 times, you fucking moron.

eh not such a big deal... ask any French person, and they'll say "my son can do that."