"Fans also weren't allowed to walk, bike, or take a taxi to the stadium"

As a bartender, I don't mind $1 a drink for simple mixed drinks and draft/bottled beers. But If im making a proper top shelf Martini, Manhattan, Old Fashioned ect I want more than $1

1. He dances like this

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

"you're with me, shoulder pads"- Verne Lunquist

Stouffer's French Bread pizza's murder me every time. EVERY TIME. So delicious, though.

Those marie callender pot pies are the shit. No more waiting a fucking hour of oven time for a flaky frozen pot pie. The key to not melting the roof of your mouth off is to stab the top of the pie with your fork like you were in the Manson family. It aint pretty, but you get crust in every bite and it helps cool down…

I hate that fucking song, and you should too.

"I don't give a fuck what your lawyer says. I don't give a fuck what the DA says. You tell me everything right here right now and if I smell anything that remotely resembles bullshit I will boot you off the team, strip you scholarship and feed you to the media."

You may think declining to be interviewed is somehow evidence of guilt - but you would 100% of the time advise your clients to do the same, regardless of their level of innocence. If you're doing your job that is. No one should ever, ever, ever talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if they are suspected of a crime. That is…

Can I just ask, you keep talking about the police should have at least interviewed the alleged perpatrator and that your clients didn't have the option to decline to be interviewed. Is there something where a person in that position doesn't have the absolute right to refuse the interview under the 5th Amendment? I…

Riiight. Because British contributions to the English language are always so straightforward and sensical. Why call it a speedbump when "sleeping policeman" is available? What's a "bobby"? Oh, that's just what sensible people call a policeman. Uh-huh.

They did the best Simpsons final episode already. It was the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie show. The kids are watching Itchy and Scratchy.

But he has no problem discussing the Breeders' Cup or the Yankees (at great length) during his Sunday morning football show. By the way, "No one cares" means "I don't know anything about it". I cannot WAIT for the Mike Zaun: WWII edition. That guy could do a one-man show off-Broadway with that act.

Deadspin is the Jon Stewart/Daily Show of the internet. I constantly come back because they are a source of information I can't find other places, but am constantly leaving thinking "Fuck that(those) condescending prick(s) on his(their) high horse(s). There is nothing worse than someone who can't make a point…