I'm a hockey fan, and this is my least favorite thing about hockey fans. There's no reason you can't enjoy the sport without trying to make every other athlete seem inferior in comparison.

One time when taking a dump around the age of 12

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Why not try to make it to the bathroom. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

I'd rather drink a bucket of puke than a can of Miller Lite.

Well, you absolutely nailed American Hustle. Looked like a hell of a lot of fun to shoot, but the movie was meh.

So this is what Deadspin is doing now? Publicly shaming a high school basketball coach of absolutely no distinction because he cheated on his GF and she went nuts on Facebook?

They missed a serious carrying violation at midcourt before that.

Unfortunately, that's an extremely accurate assessment. Very one-sided game in Canada's favor, US just didn't have the creativity or puck possession necessary to get very many legitimate chances.

If you overheard this conversation in a high school cafeteria you'd smash both of them over the head with a lunch tray until blood came out of their ears.

Well one thing is for sure, you're certainly better at hiding your arrogant, superior attitude behind a veil of phony friendliness.

That was her ode to the Russian hockey team.

For MLB purposes, A-Rod is the big fish.

I don't consider it a major upset, Finland were a terrible matchup for Russia - defensively sound, forwards committed to back-checking, strong counter-attacking and finishing skills, and a world class goaltender.

Good practice for April.

Oh come on now, we'll take care of Latvia.

Now you're being crazy. A one-goal deficit with almost 5 minutes left is absolutely insurmountable.

I don't know what that has to do with anything. The US strategy after the disallowed goal was dictated by the fact that it was a tie game, thus scoring in regulation was not a necessity.

The U.S.'s shootout win over Russia on Saturday—and the accompanying canonization of T.J. Oshie—wouldn't have occurred if not for a disallowed goal late in regulation.

In other words, if the demand for something is high, it must be of a high quality? McDonald's must make the world's best hamburger and Dominos the best pizza.