I don't know or care if he would have had an inside-the-park HR had he busted it out of the box, but the simple fact is that the ball didn't go over the fence, so any celebrating he did before running was a mistake on his part.

I guess being baseball's model fanbase means you can't take a joke.

The fact that his guy WANTS to be the mayor of Hoboken is as damning as anything else you can say about him.

Kristyn should cheat on her boyfriend with any defensive lineman on the most local NFL or major college football team, THEN dump him, THEN call into Cowherd's show and tell the story.

Someone hasn't figured out how to turn off the soap opera effect.

Looked like his knee was down.

I see you've been to the Olive Garden in Laurel, MD?

You can quantify it however you like, but having players involved in a game a mere 3 days after their previous one cannot be a benefit to the overall quality of play and, based purely on the eye test, has resulted in some very poor football.

Or in some cases, you have a friend who gets two free tickets to the Super Bowl through his job and you've already turned him down, because you've already been to one Super Bowl, and can't imagine how horrible the lengthy and repeated breaks would be in the dead of winter.

Why would anyone be surprised by this? You can't talk to any Red Sox fan for 30 seconds without them telling you their personal story from 2004.

I sincerely doubt that.

Hey, don't ruin this. Tomorrow they're going to tell us all about recruits having sex occasionally.

If you have to be high to enjoy something, it probably sucks.

You know what would be a hilarious follow-up story? If Vanderjagt chokes the life out of these two unfunny dipshits, uses this story as his only defense, and walks away scot-free.

Who would have guessed that Bobby Valentine is a completely self-absorbed asshole, except for anyone who has ever met him.

I doubt it. Most programs have had some form training table for some time, even a program as lousy as Maryland had training table meals in the late 90s when I was there.

The idea that these players are "starving" is laughable. In addition to their meal allowance and dining hall plan, every athlete is entitled to one "training table" meal per day, which is exclusive to the athletic program and increasingly high scale as programs look for any advantage they can find.