And time warps?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

It’s COMPLETELY, ETHICALLY WRONG to speculate what has happened.

Back when Found Magazine was a physical mag as opposed to online, its founder wrote a big article about dumpster diving with his brother at the local university. The students leaving for the summer would basically not bother to pack up, or even donate, pretty much the entire contents of their rooms. They’d just throw…

she estimates around 1,000 people were on Slaughterhouse Island over the weekend, with “60 houseboats plus some patio boats.”

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If…

Far be it from me to tell consenting adults what to do, but whenever I read about stuff like this I always wonder, how do you discover that this is your kink? Do you see dogs and think, ‘that looks chill’? Because I don’t have a kink (yet) and if I am missing out on something I want to know.

Or Lorena Bobbitt. The scamp. He pranked her and she got him back good. /s

Maybe I’m just trying to convince myself that this didn’t really happen, but is it very likely anyone would insert a tampon they found unsealed?

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

This reminds me of the complete psychopath that pretended his young son was blown up in a four wheeler accident in front of the boy’s mother. Her screams.... God it was terrible.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Whatever happened to her? She was supposed to be the next....whatever in hollywood and then she disappeared.

But what if they meant Jody Highroller?

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

I can't believe how shy and insecure I once was. From my mid-teens to my mid-20s, I would literally tremble if I found myself in new or uncomfortable social situations. I developed a bad drinking/drug habit in an effort to cope, and I'm still dealing with the consequences of all that, 20 years on. What changed? Age,…

It’s amazing how the worst thing that can happen to a guy is to be rejected by a woman. To us, we can be stalked, raped, murdered, etc. not that it doesn’t happen to men, yes guys, it can happen to you too, but not to the same degree. The numbers are different. Very different.