Or all the guys I went to college with who wanted to be like Patrick Bateman when they grew up. Yikes.

When I see pictures like these, or similar ones of local charity events that cater to the socialite class, it gives me comfort knowing that while I may not be rich, at least I don’t have to hang out with dipshits like these.

Soy is drastically better for the environment than animal agriculture. Many vegetarians and vegans (myself included) choose to be so because of environmental concerns and not wanting to contribute in any way to the factory farming industry. If you’re interested, here’s a good infographic breakdown of the environmental…

Not to mention that she’d be spending all of her time going to stores to even procure that many bananas. Or even pretending they are delivered to her, no way are you spending that much on fruit daily. It's not real.

I say we bring hats back. Starting with this one:

Veganism aside, anyone who believes subsisting on bananas isn’t an eating disorder is clearly delusional

I have just as much problem with the YUM YUM BACON ARGLEBLARGLE crowd. I used to have a person I thought was a friend who also thought it was funny to rub bacon on my food when I got up to pee because I was a vegetarian and he thought it was hilarious.

To all people out there who think Freelee is bullying them:

I figured Gyllenhaal and that woman who owns Marchesa and is married to Harvey Weinstein.

Fat people causing 9/11 casualties is my favorite conspiracy theory now.

It is very hard to give up cheese. I miss cheese so much. And I don’t care what my fellow vegans say, there is no such thing as vegan cheese that tastes as good as dairy cheese!

Didn’t take long for the “All vegans are annoying, pushy, self righteous jerks” crowd to show up in the comments. For what it’s worth, no, all vegans are not those things. I’ve met a small handful who were and I’ve met PLENTY of vegans. Now omnivores who can’t stop themselves making snide comments when they discover…

If she sleeps about 8 hours per night, that leaves 16 hours to eat all those bananas. Which means she’s eating one banana every 20 minutes. That is...unappetizing.

I’m totally with you on this. I eat a healthy vegan diet (ie., not 50 bananas or whatever nonsense this chick is claiming to subsist on). I don’t hide my diet, but I don’t live to talk about it, either. These people need to put the selfie stick down and get a real life.

He didn’t exactly keep it a secret though. He wrote a song about it and when a fan threw him a leather jacket at him he was nice about it but said “don’t kill a cow for me!” or something like that. I really respect his dedication because he didn’t even wear wool. He wasn’t like these obnoxious fuckers but he was also…

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

She admitted on Howard's show that she cheated on everyone previous to Howard. But Howard does have deep pockets, I wouldn't cheat on him either.