I only use “I feel like” when I’m about to talk shit or I actually have no evidence to back what I’m saying and what I’m saying is actually just a guess/feeling. Example: I feel like this bar will just be more fun than that bar tonight.

I find myself doing that all the time. “I think...” or “I feel...” or “I’m not sure but...” Basically qualifying my knowledge. Also trying to explain why or how I know something (I learned that in school, read it somewhere, etc.) instead of just stating what I know. I hate it and try to catch myself when I do it. I…

I have created a multiple choice quiz for the troglodytes commenting about this ad.

Who the hell even uses miscegenation anymore?

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

*heart drops*

Holy shit, that cat has some sexy fucking eyes. Are those really their natural color? When I was a kid, we had a cat with lovely green eyes but they had nothing on those emeralds.

Hey Jezebels! I’m on the tail end of spring break :-(. I went hiking for the first half and spent the latter half getting over a cold.

Image upload failed. Trying this again. Here’s my new kitty, Apricot. Brought home yesterday.

Tattoo open thread!

This is what happens when you tell people that if one person is offended, it’s one too many.

***My Roommate Linda Converted To Judaism From Home And Now Makes $678/week***

One time I walked into the bathroom and a dude was there...he appeared to work for the building as maintenance. So I walked by him and peed in a closed stall. Another time, a confused looking old guy was in the ladies room....I walked by him and peed in the stall. It really is that simple.

He, as a man, appears to be trying to enter the women’s bathroom. I would have called the cops on his nosy ass, and definitely would have seriously considered punching him in the balls. Fuck people like this guy.

“I’m just trying to make sure you’re not being harassed!” (As I stand outside the bathroom, waiting to harass you)

What the hell is this man doing with his life? Who has time for this shit? Why are the bigoted assholes the ones with all the time on their damn hands?

In one breath, they tell you that he’s just saying what he has to to pander to Those Other People, and in the next breath, they like him because he tells it like it is.

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

I'm active duty and I totally agree. The draft is a terrible, terrible thing that doesn't have any place in our country, especially in this day and age. It is also a system that is all to easy to game (see: War, The Vietnam) to send poor and/or POC people to do the most dangerous jobs while rich white boys get to go…

Alternatively there ought to be a national service that doesn’t have to be military in nature. Give 2 to four years to teaching in lower income schools, building bridges or improving infrastructure and in exchange free college education and health care for the rest of your life.