People have been contributing to Doctors Without Borders for YEARS and last I checked there’s still no evidence they’ve ever given even one doctor a border. It’s clearly not very effective.

Carlsen sat there for two interminable minutes before flapping his hands like a bird and storming off.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

At least he didn’t get hit with a bag of piss.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Worse still, Ryan’s go-to defense is Ayn Rand.

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

he will continue to sit for as long as Trump is president.

As a Division III school, Mount Union can only offer need-based aid. As in, “The football team needs a left tackle.”

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Republicans blocked every infrastructure bill Obama tried to pass, but I think if Trump pushes for one democrats should absolutely support it. Show that they’re not the same as republicans.

Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

Balls

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

*two minutes from now* 

Yeah, those Airwalk Sam Dekker Ones can take some getting used to.

In theory. I’m reality, though, James Dolan.

“Hey, what’s wrong with this crowd? I’m dying up here”