You can flush him out with a Slayer CD I believe.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

I haven’t seen a German pushed back that effectively since the Yelna Offensive folks,

This is the most horrifying turn of events conceivable

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

“....but did you see my two birds? BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!”

“Actually, I’m a urologist with two failed marriages who drinks to0 much and has an addiction to Beach Boys records and loves the big bang theory. Also, I love wearing leather on the weekends. I cry a lot. In my underwear. Hugging my lifesize teddy bear named Hank.”

I’m going as guy watching Monday Night Football in his living room.

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

I tried to make many comments- I’ll go with no shit

This is a good comment, and a great handle to make the comment.

+1 more fake Indian. (Iron Eyes Cody).

Literally just burst into laughter.

Bravo, sir.

That’s a good Indian Burn!

+1 tear rolling down a cheek.

I hadn’t even though of Catfish Hunter. Good catch.

Need a judges call on Vida Blue.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Let’s not. I’m still getting over losing my weekly Settlers of Cattanasonic tournament last night.