Toolbox of Dildos is the name of the new Goo Goo Dolls album.

“I’m really upset about my coach’s lack of preparation. He clearly wasn’t rested enough to enjoy the nice view from his ferry nor secure his laptop before napping.”

We’re living in a post-travel world.

Leave him alone. He’s only demonstrating his version of the Cover 2 defense.

The owner of the Panthers seems like the perfect choice to help build the Panzerdivision.

Is this the uniform?

“Fire Rhule immediately”

Head to FedEx Field and pick up an affordable Chief or Squaw-sized mattress today!

There’s a Phish fan living in my tool shed that looks and acts exactly like this alligator.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

Know who was one of the best pitchers of all time? Pud Galvin. Why doesn’t anyone talk about Pud Galvin?

The early 70's A’s assembled the all-time greatest roster of pitcher names. No one can match Vida Blue, Catfish Hunter, and Rollie Fingers.

Not surprising since Lochte can’t even remember details with a gun to his head.

A Trump audible is when Eli makes fun of his teammates and complains that the defense is out to get him until the play clock runs out.

This is a scene from Good Will Hunting 2.

This has been another addition of “When Interns Run Out of Adderall”

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Looks like Maradona spent a few days in Naples before the game.

“Get off my stage, Jerry.”