The 5 questions Tim Kaine wasn’t asked:

Can’t Walkabout

Damn, Amari Cooper is going to have to deal with fantasy football jerks AND Trump nutjobs on Sunday.

You make a lot of good points, but I still don’t think moderators should actively be playing a fact-checking role.

Ah yes, the Philly Pantomime—the true theater of the people and its most esteemed cultural export.

“Huh, never heard about this.”

The matrix shows that cider and other fall-themed donuts should not be consumed until early October. Go ahead and eat that glazed chocolate, but stash the cider donut in your desk drawer and eat it next month.

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

Start: Going for a big walk on Sundays instead of tracking your fantasy team.

It was an artistic choice, representing how Wentz weaves his way in to the end zone on a QB keep.

Instead of throwing the ball, he should take a page from his football days and just run it in to the infield.

Any truth to the rumor that Ashley Feinberg is leaving to head up the reboot of Nintendo Power?

T.G.I. Friday’s just can’t stop their shenanigans.

These people are going to flip when they find out that the controversial new sport of horse hunting is being introduced in the 2020 games.

Keo made his anger clear when he met the president, reportedly saying “Thanks Obama.”

I think Houston is a surefire bet to join the Big 12 if the price is right. One school not mentioned in the article that I think has a good shot of joining is SMU, which seems keen on reliving it’s Southwest Conference days.

You’re doing some world-class trolling here tonight, Mr. Redford.

I know a Queens deli that sells Pokémon bushmeat on the DL. Lemme know if you’re interested.

Ah gotcha. Well then go get yaself a spouse.