“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

God damn. There’s a new item on my bucket list.

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Not elite

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

#RejectedFirstDraftLinesFromDantesInferno

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

“I did not see that coming.”

no, it is inflated by about $49,997.73.

For what I know and from an historical point of view, the Turkish military are the secular and anti-fundamentalist part of their society, still trying to enforce the pro-European and multi-cultural directives of Kemal Ataturk, that are despised by the present, fundamentalist muslim Government. Curiously, at 22.25 CEST…

It wasn’t just in the clubhouse. He also had sex between the lines.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

+1 RIM shot

Fuck that noise! I treasure my sanity.

Back in high school, three of my friends and I who were in a band together picked up four electronic organs that some guy was getting rid of for free on craigslist, for no other reason than “because we could.” It was not the best idea...we ended up with four organs just sitting in someone’s garage.

I don’t actually have a spouse, I was just being cheeky.

Rebuttal: This Piano Is Fine