I rather liked the line "These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House."

Obligatory 'points of articulation' joke.

If someone tells you that you don’t need a union, then you need a union.

Yeah, that's cool and all, but he doesn't have a nifty fursuit.

Strandbeests!

So... We can send him, right?

Of course, Trump has no idea that the 'mismanaged' forest was a federal one, but hey, let's blame the victims. His voting base considers Californians to be a bunch of lazy granola-snorting hippies, so that's points for him.

Speaking as someone living in California, I believe that the wildfires are a bigger threat rhan undocumented immigrants. The immigrants have not, for example, destroyed an entire town last year.

I can’t take credit for it, that’s my dad’s joke. He also convinced me that the family motto was ‘Semper Ubi Sub Ubi’, so read into that what you will.

The plural of penis is not penii, but penes.

I will note that Exploding Kittens has a VERY excellent mobile version. Free to play, only spend money if you want the cosmetic avatars or variant/expansion decks. Play style is slightly different from the physical game, but a very excellent way to have fun.

I will note that Exploding Kittens has a VERY excellent mobile version. Free to play, only spend money if you want…

Seconded on the dangers of working with electricals. I recall that the service manual for the Prius has about three pages of EXTREMELY GRAPHIC photos of how much of your hand will be missing after you touch the orange cables...

No no, it’s there. ‘#tweetfur’. Be warned there’s some smut.

I will say this much: the outfits are pretty danged fabulous.

It’s okay, folks have moved on. They’re now very specifically going against Twitter’s rule not to anthropomorphize their logo. Very cute blue bird girl.

“All of this is your fault, and if you would just shut up and do as I say, then I wouldn’t have to hit you all the time.”

Dangit! I missed that this was out! Totally would have snagged it, and now it’ll possibly never see the light of day again...

If you get Terraforming Mars, you absolutely MUST get the inserts by Broken Token. I have never felt such joy over laser-cut wood before. Everything fits. Perfectly.

If you get Terraforming Mars, you absolutely MUST get the inserts by Broken Token. I have never felt such joy over…

There’s also a difference between a cooking/baking thermometer and a candy thermometer. Granted, you only need the latter for making homemade toffee or fudge or the like, and if you don't have one, you can go old-school. 'Soft Ball', 'Hard Ball', and 'Hard Crack' are pre-thermometer terms for when your candy has…

See now, the REAL easy way would be to have the rail cars go on a big ol’ roller coaster loop. Then you can feed the cars in continuously, don’t need any big machinery aside from something to keep the cars on the rails, and you’re all set.