If I had money, I would be sorely tempted to kitbash one of these into an Egghead figure...

Ursula Vernon (writing as T. Kingfisher) wrote a very dark little short story about Peter Pan, and why none of the Lost Boys (and girls) never grow up... 

Okay so, show of hands, who thinks Disney needs to get their hands on a few of these RIGHT NOW for use as droids in their shows, movies, and Galaxy’s Edge? Seriously, how good would it be to have a couple of droids milling about, picking up boxes and loading them onto a ship..?

To paraphrase Wayne's World: If you drink an entire jar of mayonnaise while maintaining eye contact, and she doesn't leave, she's yours forever. But if you chug mayo and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

You. Can. Drink. Mayonnaise.

Ahh, the 1940s, when police carrying Tommyguns was normal...

Ahh, the classic game of Nim! Several variations, but yes, it's a Solved Game. Whoever goes first wins if they have optimal strategy.

Do it the easy way. Have the current Doctor and Ruby having lunch at a little cafe. Then the Doctor says “Oh crap” and grabs a newspaper to hide behind as Capaldi sits down the next table over.

Well, #7 there is just *depressing*.

Still get chills from “No sir, ALL THIRTEEN!”

I’d actually meant the scooter style Segways, not the self-balancing ones, but yeah, laws vary by region, and a lot of them haven’t caught up to the new technology. Point being these are not powerful vehicles, and while they're not bikes, they're not motorcycles either.

Nah, 12 MPH top speed puts it at the same as a Segway. Laws vary by region obviously, but it should be the same as a bicycle for riding.

For those familiar with Ursula Vernon’s acceptance speeches, she didn’t disappoint.

It’s basically Prosperity Doctrine/Gospel, wrapped up in tech-bro buzzwords. Good People get rewarded with good lives. He has a good life, therefore he is a Good Person. Since he is a Good Person, any ideas that he has are good, especially those that support his continued success.

They’re cute and all, but I still miss Push.

I liked how as Boimler is commenting on the addictive nature of the shows, a little bit of art on the wall that looks like the Paramount logo gives a little twinkle behind him...

Wait wait wait wait... What does this mean for NFTs? Many of their images are procedurally generated, so now we can go ahead and copy all the apes we want? Use them commercially?

*tips hat* I try my best.

This is totally like that one kid back in grade school, who would act tough and challenge the big kids and then claim the other kid didn’t show up for a fight, so they’re cowards, etc.

I was at a convention a while back, where as part of the charity auction, they were offering a chance to play against none other than SonicFox. Who had to play with increasing amounts of handicaps. Backwards controls, standing on one leg, even wearing the fursuit head wasn’t an issue. It wasn’t until they needed to…