Still sad they discontinued their Talk Like A Pirate Day promotion. It be a sad day when ye have no sugary plunder for a long voyage.

I will note that it IS possible to be sensitive to MSG.

What is your Security Clearance, Citizen?

I've got my Android phone set to activate the Google Assistant when I say 'Hail Friend Computer!'

Having a small sad for that first li’l fox. *snif*

Canvas? More like Canv-ASS, amirite?

Not the only overlap. Dead Kennedys dude Jello Biafra was spinning records at Frolic, a Furry dance party in San Francisco, the same weekend.

I am reminded of the god-sim/pet training game Black and White, where you encounter a miserable immortal. No matter what you do - from setting him on fire, to throwing him into the sea, to having your creature eat him (“Oh my god, that was disgusting!”) - he survives it. There’s only one thing that will do the trick.

The trick is of course that Korobeiniki HAS lyrics. It’s a classic Russian folk song. A young peddler, hauling his wares, complaining of how heavy his load is. He meets with his lovely sweetheart, and there is a certain amount of ‘haggling and negotiating’. In the end, he leaves, happy and cheerful, commenting on how…

Very much same this.

THIS REALLY WORKS WELL.

Okay, just gotta say - Being a furry fan, I raised an eyebrow at their use of ‘voluptuous vixen’.

Speaking as someone who has benefited from volunteer handouts - Davis chapter of Food Not Bombs rocks, by the way - I would feel much more confident with eating food that someone brought to a park that maybe wasn’t kept at the right temperature than eating out of the garbage where it definitely wasn’t.

The man is a goddamn treasure.

My favorite part of original Betrayal is the first edition misprinted Underground Lake. Rummaging around the Attic, opening a door and tumbling into the dark void... Only to splash into a water-filled grotto.

See if you can get the e-bikes instead. Jump bikes have a lot of advantages, not the least of which is that people ride them on the streets rather than the sidewalks.

I am reminded of Jones Cola who once had a bunch of Thanksgiving -flavored sodas. Blerg.

They had me at the crystal-tailed kitsune.

So here is the question: who would you have in a Poker Night 3?

“Well folks, you may recall that Olaf Meadbeard locked himself in the bullpen back in the third inning. It’s the top of the seventh, so he should be emerging shortly.”