robinbobcat
RobinBobcat
robinbobcat

NEW RULE: ALL COMMERCIALS ARE LIKE THIS NOW.

You know, we honestly have no idea. We tried calling him, mailing the address on file. Nothing. *shrug*

That asshole who blew past at 95, changing lanes without signaling? MOTHERHUMPING BLUE SHELL BITCH!

But only for the day. If it goes too late, they’ll get really cranky. We had one yutz drop his luggage off, never came back for it. thirty days later, I have a nice suitcase.

Ugh... Don’t remind me... And the sheer brokenness of the rules. Had one guy who set out to get as many attacks a round as possible. He had seven. And always went first.

For the Scaled Down Version, you want GURPS Lite. 32 pages, and enough to run a decent game.

Never fond of the hate GURPS gets. YES it is rules dense, but those are generally the edge case rules, the optional stuff that never gets used.

You know, as big an error as that was, the person who made the mistake did one thing right: they have made certain that every single email the Utah bar sends from now on WILL get at least a cursory glance. There are folks who would pay top dollar for that sort of email saturation.

Bah. I can recognize and name about 90% of these. Especially the classical ones, double-especially the ones - as noted by the image - that wereused in Looney Tunes shorts. They liked them some music they didn’t have to pay for, they did...

I have found that being nice in chat REALLY improves gameplay.

FLOWER DEER

‘Chicken Sludge’... ick.

The 90s called. They want their rhetoric back.

Comparisons to Tibetan mandalas might be made. Elaborate and beautiful designsmade of colored sand, taking days to create.... then brushed away.

Next week, the McNuggets get replaced with Tide Pods.

Fun fact: asking for a straw with your wine will confuse the heck out of most waiters, to the point they won’t make snide comments about your wine selection.

I have it on good authority that after getting my gall bladder removed, I came out of anesthesia singing ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’.

No mention of broomstacking? That’s the curling tradition wherein the winning team buys the losing team a round. Maintained even at the Olympic level (though Sochi had a rule about serving alcohol at sporting events..)

It’s a bit like Chessboxing in that regard.