I’m so excited are you excited I’ve never been so excited well okay there was that one time but who can top that?

Yeah, it’s a major selling point for the brand. People are estatic when they find out. It really isn’t too hard, either. We have products and a deep cleaner for accidents. We tend to go through a few TV remotes, though. We’re also located to a top vet hospital, so we see a lot of critters with the Cone of Shame and a…

Trust me on this one, hotels see a LOT more than people think they do. Before we were a pet-friendly La Quinta, we were a NOT pet-friendly Holiday Inn Express. People tried to smuggle their pets in all the time. Sir, that is a full-sized standard poodle under your coat. Sorry.

Forgot one: Smoking Fees. Pretty self-explanatory, but if you are the sort of horrible person who deliberately smokes in a non-smoking room/hotel, then show some decency and don’t try to weasel out of it. We have to deal with attempted charge reverals and so forth monthly, and some folks take us to court over them.

I work in a hotel, and know how a lot of these fees work.

Also, my go-to snack for viewing parties? Honey Nut Cheerios. Just a big bowl of them. No really. Works great.

At the risk of starting an argument, this has one problem that I always see with vegi/vegan food: they’re basically trying to emulate a non-veg dish. And unless someone has never had the original, it isn’t going to taste the same. Not that it won’t be objectively good, but there will be subconscious expectations that…

Pretty certain you can already do this. The ‘voice learning’ thing can be reset, then say whatever phrase you want. My old Moto X had ‘Activate Voice Command’ as it’s command.

Well, Aliens canon has that that acidic blood of theirs is REEEEAAALLY flammable. Plus when you consider that exoskeletons can crack when heated... It’s about their only weakness.

The fun thing is there’s actually people who get together to play this as written. It’s fairly interesting, and uses the cannons as a primary resolution method, launching little dowels at targets.

Except they weren’t weapons, even during wars.

Unfortunately, it is enough. There ARE people willing to buy and sell Pokemon, and there ARE people willing to spoof in order to build inventory. If Niantic adds trading, then ‘honest’ players won’t stand a chance.

this is true. But the mario box just needs scissors and glue. MUCH easier.

Could snag the one out of the mario cereal box, glue it to the bottom?

Uh huh... you’re forgetting the most basic of human drives: Money.

People keep asking when the game is going to get Trading.

Pfft.. Goblins, stupid? Hah! They may not be great architects or write sonnets in High Elvish, but the little fuckers are DEVIOUS. If your fights are boring, then your Dungeon Master is an uncreative idiot.

“Good af-ternoon, mis-ter Frieza...” - G man.

But... No cute lego salt foxes?

But... No cute lego salt foxes?

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